im a muslim
i pray to the east at three
i dont eat meat
and i smell like pee
im muslim
im not of this nation
i own a gas station
my wife wears a burkah
and i act like a jerk-ah
mu-mu-mu-muslim
i can talk sooper fast
when I make jihad tapes
I like to wear nifty masks
Really muslim
When you call tech support my name is tom
In real fucking life on my chest, theres a bomb.
Holy allah its MUSLIM
I’m really good at make’in coos coos
I don’t brush my teeth
And ive never seen a moose
So muslim its terrorist
I like to scare people on planes
Just like my friend binladin
He never take trains
Really really really muslim
Don’t get your turban in a bunch
Im not an extremist
Even though you’ve got a hunch.